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the most talented young french people in movie industry:

léa hélène seydoux-fornier de clausonne / lea seydoux

It’s 9 am

The amount of alcohol and sadness I’ve consumed today is not zero.

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

Washed Out - Feel It All Around

(Source: gaelicintheraw)

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

sleepy groggy morning sex forever.

wake. puff. bodies. watch the clock strike 10.

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts)

If you expect to see me at work tomorrow, don’t.

spoopying:

"hey what are you doin"
"nothin. what are you doin"
"nothin"

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs)